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- The Tea Party Police
- Hello there! I'm Elly, and you are on my blog. I like long walks on nudist beaches (fully clothed) and I believe that you should NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn. It can only end badly. Right now, I'm looking into hiring a ninja to kill winter, so if you're interested contact me. Seriously, it's too cold. Something must be done. I love toast, and have written a poem for it; 'Oh golden crisp toast! Most perfect of all foodstuffs, butter be your crown.' I also believe that the doona is the sweetest concept to bloom from the squishy human mind. Bye bye, I ♥ you all!
Welcome to my blog, pathetic humanoids!
2 comments:
I would just like to point out that I have not eaten bacon or ham for the past 2 years.
That's as far as my Vegetarianism goes.
I watched a docco on how the piggies are looked after, and it horrified me.
I can still SMELL bacon, though.
Didn't you have bacon at my place for breakfast once?
And you do wear bacon bandaids. That's real bacon, Elly. Not fake. Real.
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