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About Me
- The Tea Party Police
- Hello there! I'm Elly, and you are on my blog. I like long walks on nudist beaches (fully clothed) and I believe that you should NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn. It can only end badly. Right now, I'm looking into hiring a ninja to kill winter, so if you're interested contact me. Seriously, it's too cold. Something must be done. I love toast, and have written a poem for it; 'Oh golden crisp toast! Most perfect of all foodstuffs, butter be your crown.' I also believe that the doona is the sweetest concept to bloom from the squishy human mind. Bye bye, I ♥ you all!
Welcome to my blog, pathetic humanoids!
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I love doing that... except sometimes I'm so excited that I get confused, and start eating the movie and watching the crap...
Yeah, I really need a life.
That Friday wasn't as fun as I made it seem. It was kinda boring. Sorry, I lied- you all thought that I had THE most awesome Friday night ever, but I deceived you.
Please forgive me.
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