My Friday Night...

I am now going to eat crap and watch a movie. I am ridiculously excited about this. Ridiculously.

Haiku #8, Paper

Blank peice of paper, reflecting judgemental white, you're kind of a jerk.

Haiku #7, Sprinkles

Sprinkles on cupcakes, are essential elements, like wings of angels.

Haiku #6, Birds

Two pretty birdie, trilling their high-pitched love songs, my headache throbs on.

Hallelujah!

I finally got the internet to work properly.... I sacrificed a stack of blank CDs and did a ritual connectivity dance. All is well again. Just in case your internet bums out, you have to sing a binary chant in the ritual, it goes like this "0000001, 0000001, 0000001, 00000011"- like the binary solo in Flight of the Conchords.

Haiku #5, Writer's Block

Tricky writer's block I need a calculator Haikus involve math.

Haiku #4, Flossing

'To make flossing fun I summon murderous rage And strangle each tooth.'

Haiku #3, Candle

'It smelled so lovely Flickering candle so close Hot wax on my nose.'

Haiku #2, Milk

'Life is too damn short I drink straight from the carton ...oh God it's all chunks!!'

Haiku #1, Scissors

I'm going to start adding some more poetry to make the page more interesting (and to make me seem smart). Hope you like 'em! :D 'Sharp pair of scissors Did I offend you somehow? I'd like my thumb back.'

The Last Cookie

There is one cookie alone on a plate of crumbs. Come...join your brothers, into the black abyss.

Thought of the Day

I can't get websites to load for me now. Oh god, the internet is shunning me! Unclean, unclean...