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About Me
- The Tea Party Police
- Hello there! I'm Elly, and you are on my blog. I like long walks on nudist beaches (fully clothed) and I believe that you should NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn. It can only end badly. Right now, I'm looking into hiring a ninja to kill winter, so if you're interested contact me. Seriously, it's too cold. Something must be done. I love toast, and have written a poem for it; 'Oh golden crisp toast! Most perfect of all foodstuffs, butter be your crown.' I also believe that the doona is the sweetest concept to bloom from the squishy human mind. Bye bye, I ♥ you all!
Welcome to my blog, pathetic humanoids!
3 comments:
(claps) This was a truly inspired piece... pure poetry.
This is my favourite. Imma bookmark it then show it to my kitty
:)
*Standing ovaaaationnnnn*
Take a bow.
=D
*erfmuwr*
Heehee. Sounds like a muffled wookie.
This is one of my faves too, although I love all of my freakishly perverted 'poems' the same..just this one a bit more than the rest.
:P
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