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About Me
- The Tea Party Police
- Hello there! I'm Elly, and you are on my blog. I like long walks on nudist beaches (fully clothed) and I believe that you should NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn. It can only end badly. Right now, I'm looking into hiring a ninja to kill winter, so if you're interested contact me. Seriously, it's too cold. Something must be done. I love toast, and have written a poem for it; 'Oh golden crisp toast! Most perfect of all foodstuffs, butter be your crown.' I also believe that the doona is the sweetest concept to bloom from the squishy human mind. Bye bye, I ♥ you all!
Welcome to my blog, pathetic humanoids!
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...but useless... the comment that always immediately follows any compliment I get. "Oh Ashlee, I love your shoes... the tassles are fabulous... but useless." And yes - that has been said before. And yes - I do have tassles on my shoes. And no - you cannot see them. And yes - they are real. And no - you still can't see them. I SAID NO GOD DAMN YOU!
*Stabs Ashlee in the eyes*
HA! Dissolved your contacts! =D
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