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About Me
- The Tea Party Police
- Hello there! I'm Elly, and you are on my blog. I like long walks on nudist beaches (fully clothed) and I believe that you should NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn. It can only end badly. Right now, I'm looking into hiring a ninja to kill winter, so if you're interested contact me. Seriously, it's too cold. Something must be done. I love toast, and have written a poem for it; 'Oh golden crisp toast! Most perfect of all foodstuffs, butter be your crown.' I also believe that the doona is the sweetest concept to bloom from the squishy human mind. Bye bye, I ♥ you all!
Welcome to my blog, pathetic humanoids!
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Yup. That's right. Everyone who loves me is mad. Utterly bonkers.
I mean, who would want to love me?
*sob* No really, I'm fine..I just have something in my eye..on the Internet.
Who would want to love you? I wish you'd stop doing that. Everyone loves you, especially that certain someone... (points to Larry, the imaginary furry gerbel). And yes, it does attract nuts. That's why you wrote this haiku. Because you yourself are attracted to it, you nut.
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